Donald Trump Endorses Gingrich…No Wait…Romney…No Wait…
In the never ending sideshow called the Republican nomination process, the tea party was all abuzz that famed hair piece holder Donald Trump would today announce his endorsement of Newt Gingrich for President of these here United States of America. Now why anyone would think that a Donald Trump endorsement is something to, well, trumpet, is beyond comprehension. But hey, the tea party reveled in the news.
It turns out that the news – like virtually everything the tea party believes – was false.
Yes, Donald Trump, the man who faked a run for the Presidency (again) and suckered the tea party into anointing him “savior of the week” immediately after making racist comments, has decided that someone must actually care that he is endorsing a candidate for the Republican nomination. And to make sure that he got credit for picking the right horse he conveniently waited until the horse was touching his hoof on the finish line while the other horses were still being dragged by their riders around the fourth turn. Yep, Trump’s endorsement will sure give Romney a boost.
You can’t make this stuff up.