Cain Endorses Gingrich – Romney Rejoices!
In breaking news Herman Cain is endorsing Newt Gingrich in the Republican race for the nomination.
Mitt Romney breathes a sigh of relief. Begins preparing for the general election.
Think about it. Herman Cain. The man who dropped out of the race after a “lady friend” of his went public with what she claims was a 13-year affair. The man who had several women file sexual harassment charges against him 20 years ago. The man whose 9-9-9 plan would have raised taxes on the middle class and poor but lowered taxes on the super-rich, all while dramatically increasing the debt. That Herman Cain has officially endorsed Newt Gingrich for the nomination.
The Newt Gingrich whose 2nd ex-wife recently accused him of asking for an “open marriage” so he could dawdle with the woman with whom he had been having an affair.
For those values voters who seem confused, let’s recap:
Gingrich’s first wife was his former high school teacher. He married her when he was 19 years old and she was 26. One wonders when they started their relationship given Gingrich’s age.
Apparently bored with the older wife, Gingrich left her after beginning an affair with the woman who would become his 2nd wife, a woman who was 9 years younger than he.
Then, not long after she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, Gingrich divorced her to married his 3rd (and current) wife, with whom he had been carrying on an affair for some time. This wife was 23 years younger than him and was a staffer in the House of Representatives. So yes, Gingrich was impeaching President Clinton for having his intern escapades while Gingrich himself was actively engaging in his latest affair with a young Congressional staffer. One has to marvel at Gingrich’s ability to compartmentalize in order to avoid impeaching himself for such blatant hypocrisy.
In any case, it does seem that Cain and Gingrich have some things in common, though it’s uncertain whether this is the reason behind Cain’s endorsement.
The net effect, of course, is, well, actually, not really that much. After all, this is Herman Cain we’re talking about. It’s not like an endorsement from him carries a whole lot of weight. But it does help Mitt Romney. Romney’s biggest problem is that he has had to cant so far to the right to get the tea party bigot vote that he has been hemorrhaging independent and moderate voters left and right (and middle). With Cain offering to help solidify Gingrich’s extremist right vote, thus eliminating any chance of winning the primary in Florida or the caucuses in Nevada, the contrast allows Romney to start trying to track back towards the middle.
Way to go, Herman Cain!
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