Fearing being ignored, Bachmann Names Names
Michele Bachmann today made a desperate plea for attention. After surging to the top for several hours one day last summer, Bachmann has since been written off as a political has-been despite constant unserious claims to being a serious candidate. And today she went for her Hail Mary pass.
Yes, she named her fake short list for possible VP running mates. They include:
Rick Santorum: The only serious person in the bunch. Though the whole “hate gays” thing is probably not going to win over too many Independent voters.
Donald Trump: I’m not kidding. No, seriously, I’m not kidding. She actually mentioned Donald Trump as a possible VP. If nothing in the world had convinced voters that Bachmann is a joke, then this pushed them over the edge.
Jim DeMint (South Carolina) and Marco Rubio (Florida): Wow, can you say “pandering” to the tea party? The same tea party that fell in love with her (see above “several hours one day”) before dumping her on the way to the day that they would set the date for the rehearsal dinner. The tea party has since jumped to Trump, to Cain, to Perry, to Gingrich, and to new levels of insanity. So yep, the once tea party darling thinks that picking other once tea party darlings as a running mate is going to get her the nomination?
You may now return to your regularly scheduled ignoring of Michele Bachmann, the serious person with 5 natural born children and 23 foster children (for at least hours at a time).
P.S. Yes, the photo is on purpose. You figure it out.
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