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PGH Quick Take – Trump Says He Isn’t Running for President – No One Cares

Stop the Presses!!!!  Donald Trump says he will not run for President.

Oh right.  We already knew that.

In an announcement that I’m sure will be important to someone (Trump himself), Trump breathlessly exclaimed:

“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.  I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”

Whatever.  Seriously, the guy is a parody of himself.  Which proves just how gullible can be a certain brand of voters. [Hint, think beverages served either steaming hot or icy cold, but never trustworthy]

PGH will do a post real soon to set the stage for all of the actual potential Republican candidates for President.  Already the fake candidates have started to fall, along with one potentially very real candidate.  PGH is pretty much ready to start making predictions of the 2012 elections, but here’s a quick recap by one of PGH’s stable of expert pundits with his 2008 presidential election predictions.

May 16, 2011 Posted by | 2012, Donald Trump, Republican, Tea Party | , , , , | 2 Comments